do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
It’s my brother Tim’s (@raginbotantist’s) birthday! Our parents are celebrating.